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LessThanZero   Cold smelly towel 16 10/10/08 à 03:02

It's weird how, sometimes, you can smell something, and the smell brings memories back to your brain and you're all dizzy.
I smelled this cold towel five minutes ago and it brought something to my brain.
It brought this memory, and I don't know how, or even why, but it made me remember childhood.
Freaking childhood. Oh man, people are always feeling blue when they think about their childhood.
I don't.
My childhood was lame, and sucked hard.
And even though the towel smelled nice, it brought nasty, dirty, eeky memories back.
The kind of memories you wish you could forget.
People always complain about how easier it was before they grew up, how shinny and bright it was. Just perfect.
Sparkling stars were even brighter when you were young.
Damn right.
They weren't that bright for me. Actually, there was no stars. No stars means no wishes.
It was more like a hopeless sky.
Oh my brothers, you might think this text is just another nonsense from another poor little child.
Wasted child.
This ain't.
But we're past. We're just over it.
We're growing old and weak, and even though some asses are gonna tell me "don't blame the life, be the change you want to see in the world" (yeah i just called Gandhi an 'ass'), you're really growing old and weak.
It's killing to see how ignorant people can be.
So yeah, you can pray, hope, fuck, or whatever you want, but it's happening, like really.
Oh and I'm sick of those lame fuckers who act like they won't make it through the month.
Anyway, as this website is cheaper thank a shrink, and way less embarassing, I just wanna confess something to all of you, all judgy judges, on your throne, with your big crown on your big head.
You're so full of yourself, selfish and self-absorbed.
Just judge this how it comes, don't try to analyze the words, just fucking judge for Bog's sake.
I fell breathless. I can catch my breath. That's a weird feeling. I probably sleep too much, think too much, but I really can't keep on.
I'm not suicidal, so please don't go "please don't kill yourself, life is so delightable". Spare me.
Overwhelming is not the right word, but it's the first that comes to mind.
You won't even get how well-put my message is, but it doesn't matter since you're all dumb and dumber, and please, don't go "who do you think you are?".
I know it's probably gonna be deleted in time, but it'll be on and that's all that counts for me, you know, those fifteen minutes of fame I'm gonna have.
So where was I?
Oh yeah, I was telling you how hard it is to bring something on the table.
I kinda lost all my family a few years ago, not that they died like in five seconds, but I kinda have no one left.
Except my mother. And grandmother. But this is not exactly the piont.
Fine, I guess you all wanna know about my so-called personnal issues so here we go.
There's this guy, who told me he loved me, who told me he doesn't want to be hurt. But he is. He's gonna be hurt, because I'm way too strong to fall in love. Plus, the sex is not that good.
I kissed those two girls a week ago, the first was a really bad kisser and the other one was not that bad.
I don't know what to choose.
Girls or boys. This is tough.
Sometimes, you'd rather have no choice, than a wide range of fucking people to pick.
Like I'm special.
I dreamed about Lilly Allen yesterday, and this was weird.
I'm watching some lame TV show about a girl who killed her own father.
Sick sad world you know.
I'm not even tired even though I got a class at 8am, which mean I gotta wake up in a couple of hours but you know, I'm the kind of guy who can handle this.
Writting is getting really lame.
I smoke too much and you'll all go like smoking's gonna kill me.
It's like summer, you know. You just can't decide if a proper tan is worth the possible melanoma.
See also: Cancer
See also: Death.
This entry is pretty impressive afet all.
I'm proud. I kind of vomitted all the shit I had to vmoit and I'm peaceful now.
Thanks for listening.
I love you all.
There will probably be grammar or typo mistakes. Please don't try to act like you rock at english.
Because seriously, you don't.

Cold smelly towel 1/16 10/10/2008 à 03:24
Moi aussi j'ai rêver de Lily Allen Sifflote
Cold smelly towel 2/16 10/10/2008 à 03:28
Yeah.
My dream was pretty cool.

Cold smelly towel 3/16 10/10/2008 à 03:36
C'est pas un topic pour moi sa Arrow
Cold smelly towel 4/16 10/10/2008 à 03:44
Pointless comment.
You could have tried.
Cold smelly towel 5/16 10/10/2008 à 03:56
I think English and SEiens, it will be tough.
I can try to translate your text but I'll take some time.
Cold smelly towel 6/16 10/10/2008 à 03:58
Thanks mate, but translating kills.
So, yeah, you can do it, But you don't have to.
Cold smelly towel 7/16 10/10/2008 à 04:00
LessThanZero a écrit :
Thanks mate, but translating kills.
So, yeah, you can do it, But you don't have to.

So MDR
Cold smelly towel 8/16 10/10/2008 à 04:12
I would have never imagined someone would translate that, that's why I'm kind of skeptic.
Cold smelly towel 9/16 10/10/2008 à 07:00
Rolling Eyes Oui. Smile Jap
Cold smelly towel 10/16 10/10/2008 à 17:54
Who do you think you are?
*Kidding*
I may not rock at english but seriously, it doesn't matter.
All I wanted to say stands in two words: impressive and jerky.
Cold smelly towel 11/16 10/10/2008 à 18:08
Lire en français > impossible.

So:

Read in english > impossible
Cold smelly towel 12/16 10/10/2008 à 21:41
oh people, you're my inspiration.

Cold smelly towel 13/16 10/10/2008 à 22:20
tacky tacky eeky true
Cold smelly towel 14/16 10/10/2008 à 23:47
What's the point in translating the stupidities someone wrote in english in order to eliminate a part of the readers ?
What are your goals ?

Who do you think you are ?

Poliurs Papillon
Cold smelly towel 15/16 11/10/2008 à 00:12
I know you. The girl acting like a 13 years old badass with her teddy bear, who's got some issues with her maternal figure.
Seriously, you're lame, always trying to pull me down, this is sad. This is getting me really low.
Seriousy.
I quoted Gandhi for god's sake, you're the kind of girl who quotes Gandhi.
Cold smelly towel 16/16 11/10/2008 à 01:17
Oh please don't act as if chocked or I'm gonna feel guilty... You're insulting readers in your whole text, what's the matter if we're just saying the same about you ? Don't take it as a personal insult dude, just understand how it feels ! And wasn't chocking or offending people the point of your text ? I thought so. But yeah, so much easy to judge who I am from a picture in a website, this is definitely smarter.

Poliurs Papillon
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